I have a question.  I was thinking about Martin Luther the other day, not to mention watching the movie.  What a poor (in the money sense) lazy bastard.  Yeah, his ideas are cool about a merciful god, but.....its no fun to have a merciful god and you know that first hand.  lol.  You blasphemous bastard....god does hate you because hes a vengful god. 

Why not go to rome, and pay your indulgences to get others out of purgatory, stare at relics to shorten your time in purgatory,  (yeah, staring at relics takes you from 12,576,973 years in purgatory to 12, 576, 970 years.) just in hopes that someone else will go to rome and pay indulgences for you.  So go climb your 150 steps and say a hail mary on each, and when you get to the top you will be out and in to heaven.  Or you can do it the easy wayand wait for te vatacan to build a new big ass church and need help so they offer you a "get out of purgatory free card" if you help lay at least one brick. 

Pretty much luther was a poor ass monk who was pissed about paying all his money to the church for donations, and then spending the rest on indulgences to shorten the length of an eternity in purgatory.  Also, his lazy ass was pissed that when he spent his money to get out of purgatory... he had god find something annoyingly long for him to do. Like climb those 150 steps sayin a hail mary on each, which is like god shitting in a toilet and clogging it up and sayin please unclog it with your bare hands. 

Basicly you can either have a merciful god, or "Be God's Plumber."

By the way....I like guns.  Guns are cool, and guns don't kill people....husbands who come home early do.

PS:  I choose a merciful god!

Ill leave the shit picking to you.